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Tuesday, August 9, 2022

Running to the polling station…. I should have walked

Running to the polling station…. I should have walked

If there is a time that I have ever enjoyed a voting experience, then that time was today.  The main reason being that I decided not to lose any sleep over the elections this year.  Literally, did not lose any sleep.  I have always gone to the polling station by six in the morning in all the previous elections that I have participated in… and they have been many, since the 90s.  Unfortunately, I have always left past eleven, despite reporting at the wee hours.  

This time it was different.  I slept through my morning, despite the loud vuvuzela noises that had started around four.  By five they had gone too loud that sleep was almost impossible, but I still did sleep.  I did not care about the morning rush.  I almost did not care whether I voted or not.  Voting has caused me so much discomfort on those long queues.  Shouldn’t voting be enjoyable?

It finally become enjoyable when I strolled to the polling station at the primary school next to Uthiru roundabout at two-ten in the light of day.  I had actually just gone to this centre to gauge the numbers, with a view of even coming back at a later time.  My initial plan was to vote at around five in the evening, when they are just about to close the station.  I was even ready to be thrown out in case they decided to, in case they deemed me to have been time barred.

However, my observation at that afternoon time at 2.10pm was that the polling centre at the primary school grounds was deserted!  This was strange!  I expected a chaotic ground with lots of people confused, moving around and unsure.  I have even experienced stampedes or two during such.  But this was not to be.  The polling centre was to have 12 stations.  The classrooms were well marked with the labels for ‘Polling station no. 1’, sequentially, all the way to the ‘station no. 12’.  I had already confirmed my details on SMS confirmation by sending my national ID number and DOB to short code 70000.  A message had confirmed that I was registered at this station, and I was on polling station no. 1.

With the grounds this empty, and hardly any queue at any of the classroom entrances that marked the polling station entries, then I surely could still just cast the ballot now, than at five.  I therefore joined the queue of twenty-five other voters that was next to the very first classroom on the train of classrooms.  This was actually the longest queue at the centre.  I could observe that the second classroom door had about five people on queue.  Class three had no one on queue.  The subsequent classrooms had less than ten people queuing.

Twenty-five people ahead was manageable on this sunny day.  I enjoyed the warmth of the sun as I moved slowly towards the entrance of that station no. 1.  I had my earphones on, but was also listening to the chatter going on around.
Hi ni laini ya letter gani?,” someone behind the person behind me asked.
Hata sijui, nafikiri ni ‘A’ na ‘B’,” she told the guy.
Of course, that was not true, nor was there an official to guide on who-should-go-where.  The truth was that each polling station had the fully mix of names from A to Z, somehow randomly distributed from the total pool of over 7,000 voter names.  I was letter ‘W’ and on station no. 1 for crying out loud!

Anyway, I got into that station no. 1 at 2.40pm, hardly thirty-minutes since I got to the polling centre.  Five or so other voters were ahead at various stages of the voting process.  I presented my national ID card, then presented my left hand thumb to be scanned onto the Kenya Integrated Elections Management System (KIEMS) kit, a tablet computer that should read the fingerprint and display your details.  These KIEMS kits were already a full debate since morning while I was still asleep and half-listening to the news.  The kits had failed in several stations within the country, with some polling stations reporting almost full failure of all kits.  The numbers were small, but the effects were massive.  

Imagine locking down a whole primary school of 12 stations due to failure of the 12 gadgets assigned to that centre!  Such events had already led to delays in voting in these stations, with some voters even leaving due to apathy.  The officials called it ‘minor and insignificant’, but as a voter, who has queued for hours in past elections and even witnessed people collapse due to long waits, I can tell you that being kept waiting cannot be just brushed off as ‘minor’.

In my case the kit did read my fingerprint and did display my details.  I had to recall when I took that youngish passport photo when they kits were being introduced about six years ago.  This confirmation then enabled me to move to the positions of the next three officials who provided me with six different ballot papers for the different electoral positions of the day.  

The presidential ballot was white, the rest was a mix of colours.  The presidential ballot had only four rows, for the four candidates.  The rest of the positions were long ballot papers with many names!  The worst affected was the member of country assembly (MCA) position that in my view had more than twenty faces – none of which I knew.  The women rep ballot was equally busy, same to that of the senator, governor, and member of parliament.

I was very familiar with the four faces, actually eight, since the presidential candidates were photo’d along with their running mates.  That was the only easy choice of the six ballots.  The other five were a real struggle, going through the many rows of names and pictures and party symbols... then making a choice.

I finally dropped my choices onto the different colour-coded covers of the clear see-through ballot box.  Six drops of ballots to those six boxes on the table at the middle of the classroom marked the end of this big vote.  I got the fingernail of my left pinky marked with indelible ink and then the national ID was handed back.  I had finally voted, in a vote whose campaigns had started in 2017, just after the last election had been done and the presidential results nullified and redone.  It had been a long 5-year of electioneering.  We have seen things in that period.  We had seen friends becomes foes and foes become friends.  We have seen names called and name-calling done.  I was just glad that it was over.

I was out of the polling station no. 1 at exactly 2.45pm and out of the primary school polling centre a minute later.  It was however not all joy through the republic.  Those who had the KIEMS frustration had their delays, but the big story was the cancellation of county gubernatorial elections for Mombasa (641,913 voters) and Kakamega (844,551 voters).  These close to 1.4M voters would only be given 5 ballot papers, since the governors ballot would be missing.  MP elections in Nakuru Rongai had also been postponed due to ballot paper misprints.  

These cancelled electoral positions would now have to be voted for on August 23, two weeks from today.  Was the voter turnout just low, or were voters waiting for five o’clock as I was initially?  My estimation was just 50% turnout, based on the queues that I was seeing!  That would mean 22M registered voters would only show up to the 11M mark.  What is going on here?

I am just glad that I did not queue for so long this time round.  I was however cognizant that some places in Kenya were experiencing long queues due to failed kits.  So, when the election officials say that “200 failed kits out of 46,229 is not significant”, then I just wish that they could spend a full day on the queue and know that it is significant when you are affected by a delay due to a failed kit.

WWB, the Coach, Nairobi, Kenya, August 9, 2022

Friday, July 15, 2022

The story of Annabel and running into a big bill

The story of Annabel and running into a big bill

Today I get out of my usual running stories and narrate a different kind of run.  This is the story of Annabel, a marathoner in my marathoners’ team.  She is one of the runners who has benefited from my free run lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays.  I take any first time runner out for a run on these days.  It is the closest you get to run with the president, so to speak.

I get such students enrolled to the programme on and off.  It is difficult to get a regular one.  They either finally graduate to ‘real’ runners and abandon the student classes, or they just give up on the routine and drop out.  I however remain strong, steadfast and encouraged, whichever the outcome.  I would have done my part by being available to offer free hours on the road.

Ann turned out to be one of the drop outs.  She ran with me a few non-consistent Tuesdays over a lunch hour and once over an evening and she gave up.  She told me that running was probably not for her.  Gyming and hiking was more of her style.  She however remained in the marathoners team and kept running her mouth on various marathon discussions on the marathoners forum on WhatsApp or email.  She has hardly been on the run route this year.  She however continues to tell me how she shall be back ‘soon’.

I knew that Ann had left the city and headed for a work assignment out of town.  It must have been to Kisumu.  I usually try to keep tabs with the students, whether regular or not, and it was therefore last week that I got to hear from Ann after some time.  After a few marathon niceties the conversation moved from run to love, for the first time ever.
“I need some advice about…. Eh… I do not know how you shall take it,” she started on the other end of the line.
“Go ahead, the coach can take it.”
“I need some advice on love issues, yes, love.  I met someone!”

I do marathons and related subjects, but el oh vee ee is a new one for me, at least in advisory terms.
“I met an online boyfie, and I do not know what to do,” she said after some pause, for thought on what to say on an open line.

Of course, I had to get to the nitty gritty to even make sense of what was going on.  Which I did.  Ann told me that she has been on an online dating site and she had ‘finally’ met some guy that they blended with.  After a few exchanges of ‘likes’, they both decided to put keyboard to typing and sent messages to each other and were now an item.  
“He sent me a picture,” she said, “He is cute, I tell you!  But he has a daughter, but ni sawa tu.”
“A typical African man,” I said.
“Huta amini,” I heard excitement on the other end of the line, “Ni mzungu!  Ni mtu wa Yu Kei”
“Oh,” I absorbed the new news.

I learnt that they had now exchanged many pictures and she was starting to get to know the type of man she was getting involved in.
“You won’t believe,” she said, amidst apparent excitement, “He is even an engineer like you!”
“How long have you known each other for?”
“Imagine we met just last week, but it seems like we have known each other forever!,” she exclaimed in apparent excitement.


It was hardly three days later that Ann called me just around five on a Tuesday.  This would usually be the time to go for a students’ run in usual circumstances.
“Do you need run lessons while you are in Kisumu?,” I answered.
Hapana, nina news.  Phillip anakuja Afrika next week!”
“What do you mean, ‘anakuja’!  You people are hardly one week into meeting each other!?”

She would narrate to me, in full excitement and some uncertainty, as to how Phillip the engineer had got an urgent mission to Africa to purchase some art pieces.  She told me that the engineer had a side hustle of dealing in art pieces – buying and selling to a ready market in the UK.  However, he was heading to South Africa to get these art items from an exhibition there, then was planning to pass by Kenya immediately after.  Phillip was coming to see her.  She was on top of the world.

This was quite an interesting twist to the love story.  A guy you meet online comes to see you hardly one week later!  How else can things turn out to be?  Good things happen to even those who do not expect.  The plan was therefore for Phillip to travel to South Africa then pass by the motherland before jetting back to the UK.

“What are his flight details to es aaa,” I asked, hoping this is something lovers would easily share.
“He did not say, he just said he is traveling with the daughter, Maggy.  That was all.”
“When is he expected in Kenya?”
“Imagine he did not say,” Ann responded, some apprehension quite evident in her voice, “He just shared a photo of Maggy and him on the plane.  The both looked so happy.  I already miss them.”
“He is traveling already?”
“Yes, I can see him and Maggy in the plane even as we speak.  I hope she will like me when we meet.”
“Maybe just send him a message so that he can confirm when he shall be coming to Kenya.  You can then plan on when to take some leave to see him and Maggy.”

This coming-to-Kenya event was really happening.  I had hoped that this whole thing was still not real, since I have my own reservation about virtual love.  I am a traditional person who believes in real physical and tangible love.  Something you see, touch and feel.  The new generation have virtual love – something you type, read and view.  

Phillip would later ask Annabel to recommend some hotels in Kenya for his stay and where they would finally meet.  She responded, recommending some coastal establishments.  I believe she picked on White Sands, Pride Inn and some other.  I was not keen anyway, telling her to pick whatever she picked since it would be for their own enjoyment – the man, the wife and the child.  I however advised her to still get that arrival date, since that would help her to also plan on how she was to get some time off her work at Kisumu and travel to the coast.
“Get that arrival date soon, before it is too late for you to get time off duty,” I had emphasized.

She told me that she had sent an email to that effect and a reminder a day later, but she was yet to get the response on dates.  She was also still waiting for that phone call from Phillip after she had given out her number, in exchange to what Phillip had given her, which for sure was a +44 prefix.  Phil was so far strictly an email person.  No WhatsApp, no SMS, no phone calls.


Two days ago, which is like a day since Phillip set foot in SA, Ann sent me a message on WhatsApp.  She attached a long message.  It was a message from Phillip.  He was saying that he had settled well in the S of A and was already shipping his precious art pieces back to the U of K.  The engineer was already salivating at the huge profit these pieces were bound to fetch.  He however mentioned that the daughter had woken up with some stomach upset and had gone for a medical checkup, but Phillip was confident that Maggy probably had just eaten something strange and would be alright in a few moments.  Ann called me about five minutes later on, after taking just enough time for me to absorb the contents of the forwarded email.
Sasa imagine Maggy ni mgonjwa tena!?,” she sounded worried.
Leo huna salamu!,” I brought her back to reality.
“We wacha hizo, coach,” she brushed me aside, “Tunaongea mambo ya Phillip na wewe unalete mambo ya salamu!”
Sawa, lakini date ya kuja Kenya ulipewa?,” I asked, remembering this very discussion since three days ago.
Hakuwa amejibu.”
She did not just want to say “Hajajibu”, choosing instead to give Phillip the benefit of the doubt.


It was later the same two days ago, while I was still in the office, ready to leave work for the day when my phone kept ringing and ringing.  I had decided to ignore any phone calls to give me time to just walk home, enjoy the walk home, and not take any new joys or troubles from anybody.  I finally answered.  It was Ann.  She was emotional and shouting.  She was losing it, if not having already lost it.
“Maggy ako admitted!”
“What?”
“Maggy ako admitted hosi!”
“But how, why, when, what?,” I blubbered back.
“I am confused, I do not know what to do!,” she said, obviously agitated.  She sounded like she was even crying.
“Why?”
Hebu nisaidie na hiyo email nime forward kwako,” she disconnected.

Hey, today the coach has become Mr. Love.  The things I do for the marathoners!  Anyway, I checked my email messages, forgetting my walk home for a moment.  There was an email from Phillip alright, addressed to Phillip’s email.  I had noted that the email messages tended to be self-addressed.  I guessed maybe it was to protect the recipient’s privacy, but it was a unique way of communicating.  I am used to the old school way of just writing to someone’s email address as it is, not those BCC BS.  It was a mail of worry from Phillip.

“My darling wife,” he started, “I have some bad news.  Maggy’s condition has got worse all of a sudden and she is now admitted to the ICU of St. Elizabeth Hospital South Africa.  I have had to pay a deposit of $3,700 from a bill of $4,330.  That is the cash I had.  The hospital however insists on getting the balance before they can commence emergency treatment that shall save her life.”

There was a photo attached of some girl that looked like the one I had seen in Phillip and Maggy’s photos.  She was lying in some bed that looked like an ICU type hospital bed, with a teddy bear somewhere on the bed sheet.  It looked desperate.  I could now imagine why Ann was that emotional and had almost bursting my ear drums on the phone.  I was taken aback myself.  This seemed like a desperate medical situation.

“Honey, my soon to be wife,” the email continued, “Please I need your help now more than never before….”
“Oh, for crying out loud!,” I said to myself while in the office.  I already had the jitters….

“…. I had already spent all my cash on the art pieces that I had bought and shipped to UK by DHL and my credit card does not seem to work over here in this country.  I have even called my UK bank and they tell me that the card cannot be used here in SA and some other 16 African countries.  I am really stuck honey, my soon to be wife.  I really need your help…”
“Oh, for crying out loud!,” I cried out loud a second time!

“… Please help our daughter get her medical attention.  This is a real life and death emergency.  Please, please my darling wife to be, send me that $630 balance so that our daughter can survive.  It is about our daughter.  I shall pay you back, even double when I finally come to Kenya next week.  The life of the young girl, our daughter, is at stake at this moment.  Do you really love me?  Do you love Maggy?  Do you love us?  We hope you do.  Maggy is looking up to you to save her.  Just look at the attached picture to see how bad the situation is.  You can send it by Western Union to this address.  I have called everywhere….”

I could not even read any more.  I was glad that I was a sober third party in this.  Otherwise I would for sure have done anything myself if I was faced with this situation.  I could have sold my land to save that girl that I saw in that ICU bed.  I could have sold my own kidney to save Maggy!

I was sure that Annabel was not in any listening and reasoning position at the moment.  I therefore just sent her a short message service text….
“Ann, if you send that 65k it shall be the last time you ever see that money.  Goodnight”

So, why did this misfortune befall a good marathoner friend?  Did she even get my SMS before sending the 65k or she already did?  Did it really have to do with love?  Is this love?  Was Maggy really dying in an SA hospital and I had advised against saving her life?  Will I be responsible for what shall befall an innocent ten-year old girl?  Did I mess up Annabel’s real chance of getting the love of her life?  How will Ann survive all these when the real reality, whatever it is, finally dawns – whether I was wrong or right,?  Will she even remain in the marathoners team or I have now heard the last of her?  Is she even going to keep her job in Kisumu and she will call it all quits in the name of love?  Were there any telltale signs in this whole virtual romance that could have made Ann think twice?  

But how did Phillip even manage all these photos which I saw with my own eyes, including those photos inside an airplane with Maggy!  How about that photo of Maggy in ICU that I also surely saw?  I walked home asking myself all these many questions and more.  

Of course when I reached home I did a few email message trace-backs and photo properties investigations, after which many of my own questions on this saga were answered fully or partially.  I am however not a party to the heartbreak.  What matters are the questions and answers that Ann shall face and whether she shall have the willpower to survive the ordeal.  I shall not be surprised when Phillip finally comes to Kenya next week as promised.  Surely, I am lying!  Phillip shall never come to Kenya.  Why do I smell some West African country in all this drama?

WWB, the Coach, Nairobi, Kenya, July 15, 2022

Sunday, October 27, 2019

TCS Amsterdam part 2 - The medal that brought trouble

TCS Amsterdam part 2 - The medal that brought trouble


Strike Three
“Three phenomenon at once!”
That was my sigh as I opened up the curtains and looked out the windows at ten on this Saturday.  It was shining.  I could see the brightness of the sun hit the white student hostels just across the road from my sitting position.  And secondly, it was raining.  The droplets were slowly staining my window pane and kind of blocking my view of the outside.  And finally the third occurrence… the large rainbow was prominently colouring the sky, in the background just behind the student hostel blocks.  

The view was spectacular from my sitting position.  It was only spectacular because my room heater was on, at about 32 degrees, the windows were tightly closed and the cold out there was only in my imagination.  The winter was on its way.  Eight weeks ago, the trees and shrubs were green.  Hardly two months later, the few remaining leaves of the trees and shrubs were now coloured yellowish-orange.  The once dense leaves had mostly fallen off to the ground, littering the undergrowth with layers of dead leaves.  These were becoming an eyesore on the tarmacked parking spaces.  It made them leafy-dirty.  

The branches of trees and shrubs were now becoming more visible – actually they were becoming skeletons of the plants that were there before.  At this rate, it would not be more than a month before there was no leaf left on anything.  Even my favourite forest area, where I do my runs, visible on the left background from my sitting position, was starting to turn yellowing from its usual dark green.  Whether the forest shall also shed off to a skeleton remains to be seen.  

I am already taken aback….

I had intended to sleep early after the marathon.  I did not.  My host was having an African party in NL.  Apart from Dori whom I already knew from that trip to the marathon and James from Kenya who co-shared the apartment, I had to opportunity to meet another three guests.  Two gents from Kenya, whom I learnt were both graduate students, and one lady, Loraine.  We just sat at the dinner table, dinner going on, and talked about dis-and-dat for over two hours.  The house cleared around eleven.  I slept past midnight.  

The house was empty when I woke up Monday morning, past ten.  Fay and James had already left for school.  I was scheduled to visit a friend at Amersfoot, two trains away.  However, my day become uncertain when the person that I was to visit cancelled at the last minute, due to unavailability.  I just stayed indoors until evening, when I was taken around a tour of the University of Wageningen, a life science university.  To be politically correct, sorry, academically correct, the place is called Wageningen University and Research (WUR).  However, there is political correctness to this name, since I learn that the place is a merger of a university and research institute.  

At 100-year of existence as at 2018, the institution was surely well established.  At the walk of fame, a paved walkway of about fifty-metres, I saw at least three Nobel laureates associated with that university.  Not far this, there is a work of art, the giant ‘water beetle’, that is flying without moving, on top of the water, just next to a pedestrian walkway bridge.  In the water, under the beetle, one can clearly read the illuminated sign – “Must leave”

“It is getting dark, We must leave,” I tell Fay.
It is already dark, though it is hardly seven in the evening.
“It is cold, can you feel it?”
“This is nothing,” I respond, “I can shed my jacket and survive this place.  Norway is twice this cold.”

I take some time thinking of that beautiful beetle that is flying but not moving, even as we walk back. The symbolism of having to fly away from the usual habitat really gets me.



Night in the morning
I was to sleep early in readiness for my early morning travel back to Amsterdam, then back home.  However, I found myself just typing on the keyboard for my stories until I realized that it was way past midnight.  I surely had to sleep, or otherwise risk oversleeping on one of my many changeovers planned for the next day as I travel.

It was Tuesday morning before I knew it.  I left the apartment when it was still dark.  I was not very sure of the route to take, especially from the apartment to the stage.  I was just getting familiar with the geography.  Fay showed me to the walkway outside the house.  James had said his goodnight and goodbye the previous evening.  

I was now on my own.  The timing from now henceforth had to work like clockwork.  Any missed travel or missed connection would spell my doom.  I was only wary of missing my first bus stage.  If I got to this bus stage, then I was surely making it to Schiphol.  I walked from the apartment with apprehension.  It was still dark, but the streets were well lit.  It was cold, but comparatively, not as cold as the North.

Led by pure instinct and self-belief, I made my way through the residential estate and found myself at the bus stage.  It was now 6.25am.  I was waiting for the 6.30am bus no. 88.  I found one other person waiting at the stage.  Another person, suitcase in tow, would soon join us.  

The three waited for the bus at Bushalte Bornsesteeg and were swiping in at 6.30am.  
“I am making it home,” I sighed as I took a seat in the well-lit bus.
Getting this bus at this time was the only hurdle, which had now been overcome.  The rest was going to be smooth.

I was settling down to the quiet boring ride, when I remembered that there was ‘internet in de bus’.  I quickly searched the wifi on my phone, got the one ‘in de bus’ and was soon catching up on my route planner and other quick info.  

I alighted at Ede at 6.48am and swiped out of the bus, then crossed over to the train station in the next block.  I recall seeing a fare charge of about Euro 2.44 on the small screen of the swiping machine just as I alighted from that bus.
“Two-hundred and eight shillings?  For a 8k distance!,” I Kenyan-thought about it even as I headed to the train platform.

I swiped into the train platform and was ready for the train at Platform 3.  The display monitors overhang at the platform updated us that the train was expected at 6.56am.  The train actually arrived at 7.00am.
I remembered that final warning from Fay, “Do not get to first class... Unless you want to pay double”

Two is better than one
I looked around for a coach labelled ‘2’ and got in, then perched myself on the upper deck.  It was still dark outside despite being seven already.  The upper deck was virtually empty.  I found only one other person on the deck that could sit twenty of so.  I sat next to a window and started peering out in the dark.  I could occasionally see street lights and vehicle headlights somewhere in the background as the silent train went along.

It did not take long to remember that I was entitled to ‘internet in de train’.  I once again searched my phone for the train wifi, clicked on a button that I assumed meant ‘OK’ or ‘Continue’, and there I was online.  Journey planning, WhatsApping, checking mail and catching up with the going-ons in the world.  But that online presence would not last long, since I would soon hear the first English announcement in the whole of the hour trip.  

Before that particular announcement, I had heard some station names being mentioned in the midst of Dutch announcements, whenever the train approached the four intermediate stations – Driebergen-Zeist, Utrecht Centraal, Amsterdam Bijlmer ArenA and Amsterdam Zuid.  I especially remember ArenA as the place with that big Ajax Amsterdam stadium.  Now finally, the English announcement was loud and clear, “We are now getting to the last stop at Schiphol airport.  All are asked to alight”

I double checked my two phones as I got off the train.  I recalled that after the Sunday marathon, while on the train back from Amsterdam to Ede-Wageningen, I did lose my phone.  At some point, I had tapped my pockets while perched up on that decker, seated on one side, with Fay and Dori opposite.  We were chatting while the train pulled at my back.  I had decided to check on my ‘smaller’ phone to see if it was capable of the free wifi.  That is when I had noted that I did not have it.

“I cannot find my phone!,” I told the gals, “I believe that I must have lost it somewhere in Amsterdam.”
There was puzzlement.
“Are you sure? Check your pockets!”
“I have!  There is nothing!”
“Are you sure you had it today?”
“Positive.  I even remember viewing the stats from Runkeeper after the run.  I for sure had it upto the point when you went to have your medal engraved outside the stadium.”

I was already resigned to losing it already.  There was no chance of finding it, in case it had fallen somewhere on the route since end of marathon.  I had walked so many paths since the finish.  

In consolation, I stated that, “I only worry about my bank app.  I cannot transact without it.  And I cannot replace it until I can call my bank... whom I cannot call until I get back to Kenya... which I cannot do for some time!”

Out of desperation, I decided to send a text message to the phone, using my other phone with the Endomondo.  The sms just indicated that the phone was lost and if someone found it then the person should communicate to my email address.  Desperation, I told you.  Then….
Beep beep!
Beep beep!
All the three looked around, as we heard the vibration alert, as the sms-received-notification sounded from somewhere on the floor under my seat!


Reality check
Back to the moment.  It was exactly 8.00am when I got out at Platform 4 and took the escalator to the upper floor.  I did a final swipe out of the system and saw a charge of Euro 16.20 for that one-hour train ride.  I ‘Kenyan-thought’ about this eighteen-hundred shillings charge, and just shook my head as I headed to the ‘Departures’ gate of Schiphol.  It was a second time in one hour that I was doing such a ‘thinking.  My thoughts are momentarily distracted by that big twenty-five meter long “I amsterdam” sign, laid down on the tarmac just outside Schiphol on my right, just outside the building.  Each letter is like two-meters in height.  I remember pondering whether it was “I am amsterdam” or I misread it?

I subconsciously keep moving forward and get myself at the terminal.  Getting through the airport was smoother than I thought.  I walked the long distance to my gate and queued for security check.  While I passed through the metal detector scanner without incidence, my bag failed me for yet another time – the second time in 4-days!  My shoes and laptop successfully passed through the scanner and I would soon be receiving them on the conveyor belt out of the scanner.  I put on my shoes and picked up the laptop to now await the bag.  However, my bag was redirected to a conveyor belt that led to another security person.  

I saw some lady receive the bag at the end of that conveyor belt.  I followed in that direction to await my fate.
“%@(*S#@#!,” she said.
“I do not understand,” I responded.
“Is this your bag sir?”
“Yes”
“I want to check inside, can you open?”

I moved next to the table where the bag had been placed in a tray.  We were standing on either sides of the table.  I started opening the big zip of the main bag.  Clothes were clearly visible.  She motioned a ‘close that one’ message.

“How about here,” she pointed to the top zipped compartment.  The small one where I would usually keep small handy items such as keys, money, cards and other small emergency items.  It was a strange place to be checked.  I unzipped the small purse and removed the small items.  USB cables, keys, some money, ATM cards, then… 

Then I finally removed the TCS Amsterdam marathon medal with its blue lanyard and gold.
“Yes, this is it!” she said, causing a pause to my movement.  She took possession and looked at the medal.

I was surprised, waiting.  Unsure.  About to bolt!  Did these TCS people deliberately set me up!  Could it be real gold?
I then observed both relief and disappointment on her face.  Relief probably due to the apparent lack of a dangerous situation, but disappointment due to the unlikelihood of a big bust!  We just regarded each other.

Finally, she broke the stalemate, “This medal showed on the scanner.”
“I am just from the marathon,” I said for lack of a better statement.
“OK, you can close the bag and take it,” she said while handing back the medal with her gloved hands.
“It is OK.”
“OK, but I know you can outrun me!”
I just smiled at that.  My legs were too painful at the moment.  I could not outrun anybody for the next three days.  I kept this secret to myself.

Stuck on tarmac
Apart from a change of boarding gate for the KLM Citihopper flight, nothing eventful happened thereafter.  However, this change of gate at Schiphol was happening for the third time at this facility with the same airline.  Maybe that was the norm.  I had already learnt not to trust the gate number indicated on the boarding pass.  This would likely mislead you to the extent of missing out on your flight.  Just trust the display screens.  

Events would start unfolding when we boarded at 9.45am ready for the 10.00am departure.  It is then that we found ourselves stuck.  We just sat in the Embraer 190, a 100-seater that was full to capacity, and waited as 10.00am came and went.  We were just stationary, waiting for the start of our about 750km flight North, on top of the Atlantic ocean – actually the North Sea.  We had boarded this plane ‘deep’ in the tarmac, having taken a bus from the boarding gate to the plane’s parking position somewhere isolated in the parking tarmac.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, expect delay in departure by about twenty-minutes.  We are advised that the skies are busy today.”

“Now what do to?,” I asked myself, “Even a simple bus has internet, for crying out loud!,” I cried out loud as I sat there, next to the window, top of the wings, with no internet and no story book.  Just staring at the long fifteen-metre right wing, with a single engine beneath it.  Wondering of the marvels of aviation.  Wondering if we shall ever leave NL.

I did not wonder for long.  We taxied off at 10.15am and joined the long queue waiting to access the main runway.  Our time to join the runway came and we left at 10.25am and cruised mostly at 550km/h in the cloudy skies.  We touched down at Stavanger Lufthavn Sola at 11.38am, for a 3-minute taxing.  We disembarked and walked to the terminal building and got out of the terminal in less than 3 minutes.  

Of course, I did not have check-in luggage and hence did not have to wait for anything at the luggage claim.  However, I vote Sola as the most efficient airport in the world!  But read that again.  The size of the airport in terms of passenger traffic could determine efficiency – the smaller the better.  While at it, we have bigger ones that are efficient and we also have bigger ones that are not.  I am not naming names.  

Reality check
The carefree feelgood moment of speedy clearing would not last long.  Things would change as I got to the Kolumbus bus no. 42 at the door of the arrivals gate, ready for my trip to UiS.  I would have a change of bus at Sandnes, where I would either get an X60 or a no. 6.  Since I was paying cash, I had to pay up NOK 57 for the hour ticket, instead of the normal NOK 37 (KShs.370) if I had got a ticket from a ticket machine.  I am pained when paying 370/=.  You can imagine how 570/= feels like!  I am even lucky that I remembered to carry some Kroner.  I normally would have just had a credit card on such a travel.  This time luck was on my side because….

I got into the bus just as the person in front of me was in negotiations with the driver.  He was also an arriver.  
“You take credit card?,” he asked.
“No.  Cash only!”
“How about Euros?”
“No.  Kroner only!”
“So, what to do?  I only have credit card and Euros!,” he showed the driver his wallet.
“I don’t know.  I am just a driver!”

That was quite a welcome for this fellow traveler, as he was forced to disembark, uncertainty in each of his retreating footsteps.  He looked like a first-time student of sort – just my observation.  I could not think about him for long since I had trouble of my own.  Being slapped with almost double the fare was also quite a re-welcome, simply because I paid cash.  Surely, you cannot penalize passengers, where there is no chance of getting a ticket from a machine!  There is no ticket machine at the airport!  Was this ‘forced’ fare escalation a way of getting back at travelers?  What wrong have we done?


Double double
All these memories were flooding me, late into Saturday, as I was seated, looking out at the trees and shrubs that were shedding off their leaves in a hurry.  There would be no leaf left on any plant by next week!  This progression was more serious than I thought.  The weather was not relenting either.  It rains or drizzles every day.  The sun gives us the ‘luxury of its rays’ in short bursts of five minutes or so, for very few times in a day.  The outside is cold – truly cold if you were there and visibly cold by just looking out.  

I only observe how things can change.  Back home they have coined a phrase for this – ebindu bichenjanga!  Things change!  It is true.  It was just last month, September, when the sun would set down at 10pm.  I would do my runs until almost eight.  By then it would still be as bright as mid-day.  Hardly one month later and it is dark by six-thirty, pitch dark by seven!  It was just last month that it was bright by four in the morning.  Now it is dark by seven!  Surely!!  

This environment is just messing up my physiological clock.  I want home!  And the worse was yet to come, when we had to reset our clocks backward by one hour – a once-a-year event on the last Sunday of October.  I could not miss it.  I had to stay awake.  This was surely the knockout.  In Stavanger, this ‘extra’ hour was handed down at 3.00am early Sunday morning.  Imagine having an occasion when your clock reads 3.00am, then one hour later, it reads 3.00am again!.  What a night it was!  I could not sleep a wink.  I had to see this double 3.00 with my own double eyes, as I missed the Nairobi International Marathon on this same Sunday, for the first time in ten years.  How I shall miss the other once-a-year event, on the last Sunday in March when NO shall ‘lose’ 1hour as clocks are forced one hour ahead, as 2.00am is forced to be 3.00am!

It is a Sunday when Team KE was running the Nairobi city marathon, while I was appreciating a personalized e-magazine from TCS, with my pictures and videos and all.  Back home it was a street run in the city, with sweat and sweet joy of running – over here it was a relaxed seat in a heated room, with online results and online certificate.  Just another Sunday with everyone doing their runs – onstreet or online.

WWB - the Coach - Stavanger, Norway, Sunday, Oct. 27, 2019